Reeder Custom Guns - Dealing with Google!!!

CALLER:

Is this Gordon's Pizza?

GOOGLE:
No Sir, it's Google Pizza.

CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.

GOOGLE:
No Sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month.

CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.

GOOGLE :
Do you want your usual, Sir?

CALLER:
My usual? You know me?

GOOGLE:
According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.

CALLER:
OK! That’s what I want ..

GOOGLE:
May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?

CALLER:
What? I hate vegetables!

GOOGLE:
Your cholesterol is not good, Sir.

CALLER:
How the hell do you know ???

GOOGLE:
Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

CALLER:
Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.

GOO GLE :

Excuse me Sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you only purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drug RX Network, 4 months ago .

CALLER:
I bought more from another drugstore.

GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.

CALLER:
I paid in cash.

GOOGLE :
But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.

CALLER:
I have other sources of cash.

GOOGLE :

That doesn’t show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.

CALLER:
WHAT THE HELL!!!

GOOGLE:
I'm sorry, Sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.

CALLER:
Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.

GOOGLE:
I understand Sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago!!!

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I just got off a call where we were talking customer data tracking in a retail environment. What can be tracked would really surprise you! One instance we were talking through was lets say you go into a car dealership looking for a truck. You leave without buying, and we can track you going to another dealership. And can push to your phone another offer or special one time deal or an article showing one brand over another. And even check your credit score before you shake hands!

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They do not track you and you can use private browsing to prevent web trackers from following you on your PC. For phones I use an iPhone with Safari and DuckDuckGo again. Since DDG doesn't track you your good with them. If you go to a dealer with your phone on, turn it off while shopping. Turn it back on at random intervals in different places. It messes up the tracking as there are holes in the timelines. The trackers call these discordant timelines and do not use the data from them. There are other things that can be done but you need to do the research for yourself using DDG and NOT GOOGLE or other search engine.

Dealing with Google!!!

It would be funny if it wasn't true.

I NEVER use Google. I use DuckDuckGo.

should have been " you are" not your

Google is the “beast”.