I guess since my guns kill people this could be true

This morning after i woke up, i fed my gun...then i told my gun to go for a walk so it could lose some calibers..it wouldnt listen to me so i spanked it on its butt..it still just sat there and would not say a word or would not even move..i dont know what triggered me to do this but i told my gun to go sit in the closet until it grows up............hopefully one day it will shoot its load.