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Please take care of yourself out on the roads this coming year.
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by complete morons who drink bottled water, coffee, soft drinks, juice, energy drinks, and similar beverages..
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol.
They cause three times as many accidents.
This message is brought to you by someone who worries about your safety. I am here but to serve.
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Please be careful
- Jim Taylor, 2018-01-17, 18:30
- never thought of it like that (nm) - Lynn, 2018-01-18, 06:14
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Glenfiddich and I salute your wisdom! (nm)
- Larry Fry, 2018-01-17, 20:57
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Mmmmmm....Glenfiddich, speaking my lingo! (nm)
- Kevin E, 2018-01-18, 09:17
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I know a couple of Glenns but this Fiddish guy
- Gary Reeder, 2018-01-18, 17:06
- OMG, Gary! Glennfiddich is a woman! Tastes so good! (nm) - Larryh, 2018-01-18, 19:37
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I know a couple of Glenns but this Fiddish guy
- Gary Reeder, 2018-01-18, 17:06
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Mmmmmm....Glenfiddich, speaking my lingo! (nm)
- Kevin E, 2018-01-18, 09:17