'Drinking with a Texas Girl'
A Mexican, an Arab, and a Texas girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces...
He says,'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces...
He says, 'In the Arab World we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In Texas, we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
God Bless TEXAS
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Texas girl
- DennisD, 2017-07-21, 14:48
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What model 45 ? (nm)
- BlackPete, 2017-07-21, 15:40
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Who cares? She's from Texas, carries a
- ., 2017-07-21, 16:06
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But this is a gun site . . .
- ORG, 2017-07-23, 07:37
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Ok, it was a SAA in 44/40 w/ a 4-1/4" bbl and
- her brother, 2017-07-23, 07:49
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I thought it was .45 . . .
- ORG, 2017-07-23, 09:13
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Well, she was so fast I thought she pulled from her
- her brother, 2017-07-23, 09:36
- She'll get a reputation . . . ;-) (nm) - ORG, 2017-07-23, 10:45
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Well, she was so fast I thought she pulled from her
- her brother, 2017-07-23, 09:36
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I thought it was .45 . . .
- ORG, 2017-07-23, 09:13
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Ok, it was a SAA in 44/40 w/ a 4-1/4" bbl and
- her brother, 2017-07-23, 07:49
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But this is a gun site . . .
- ORG, 2017-07-23, 07:37
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Who cares? She's from Texas, carries a
- ., 2017-07-21, 16:06
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What model 45 ? (nm)
- BlackPete, 2017-07-21, 15:40