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Congress Members To Wear Barcodes So Lobbyists Can Scan Prices, Self-Checkout
https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-members-to-wear-upc-codes-so-lobbyists-can-scan-pr...
CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide
https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-people-dirt-clintons-843-greater-risk-suicide
Excellent! And shameful, but how else can one explain a
nobody from nowhere with nothing, going from debt to 30 some million in a few years? Most people work all of their lives and never have that financial gain. Of course, most aren’t skanky. YMMV.
garyReeder
NBC Suffers Bizarre Technical Glitch As Entire Halftime Show Broadcast In Spanish
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The Babylon Bee To Host Even More Patriotic Halftime Show Where Clarence Thomas Just Stands There And Reads Constitution
Pharmaceutical Companies Wondering If They Should Develop Anti-Depressant Whose First Listed Side Effect Isn't 'SEVERE THOUGHTS OF SUICIDE' -
NEW YORK CITY - A new champion has been crowned in the Westminster Dog Show, with a pit bull named "Slayer" winning by default after killing all of the other dogs.
Gotta love the Babylon Bee - FAKE NEWS YOU CAN TRUST
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And in many cases . . .
. . . closer to the truth than the "real news". 