Questions .. Comments .. on Getting Older

What’s the secret to having a smoking hot body in old age?
Cremation.

What’s the best part of old age?
That it doesn’t last very long.

Where can single men over 65 find younger women who are interested in them?
In the bookstore, under “Fiction.”

Why should you marry someone older than you?
As your looks fade, so will their eyesight.

How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it’ll take all day.